Who Is Wiggy?

In case you couldn't put it together Wiggy is my daughters nickname.  I know what some of you may be thinking.  Where In the Hell did this asshole come up with a cursed nickname like Wiggy.
There was a great evolution in the final nickname for my little princess.  However entertaining to me the story is, I feel that many of those that read this may come to be less appreciative of the humor involved.  Hopefully soon I will be able to include many of the exploits and insane hilarities.  Maybe you have also noticed that I cant spell worth shite.  You will also come to love how quickly I jump from one topic to another.  Hold on tight this ride turns on a dime.  Anyway back to the origin of Wiggy.  Some of you may remember the little troll dolls with the funny hair as a child.  One day while watching some good old fashioned cage fighting(mma) I was playing with my little Sarah(my daughters name before transforming into MY WIGGY) she was about 6 months old I noticed that with very little effort I could mold her hair on a whim into something of a troll(the toy i mentioned before) like hairstyle.  I know what your thinking.  Where did this nut case get Wiggy from troll toys.  Here is where some jumping begins.  I spent almost 8 years in the UNITED STATES ARMY.  In there many of my buddies referred to getting a hair cut as "getting their wigs tightend"  So in this post Wig=Hair.  Ok I think the puzzle is coming together now.  Prior to the final name Wiggy.  Well all in this moment with Sarah while watching cagefighting(UFC)and playing with her hair I also notices how large the styles appeared on her head.  This triggered the nickname BIGGIE WIG.  One day out of nowhere I looked at her and said "hey wiggy"  she responded quite well to it.  Now she is two  and the name has stuck.  So I figure that I have at least 8-10 more years before she starts really trying to punish me for such a great nickname.  My entire family to include her pediatrician calls her Wiggy.  Stay tuned for my next post when I talk about how a two year old girl beats her daddy in MMA.  The current score is Wiggy 15 - Wiggy's Dad 5.  Now for a message from our sponsor(thats me)

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